QRST-WXYZ

And now for the Final Chapter

Q is for Queens.
and queers and questionable alignments

R is for Rimming.
and are those REAL?

S is for Spoon
and sluts, spit/swallow, sixty-nine.

T is for Tickle
and thongs, trannies and TITs (of course, on trannies you can ask the R question)

U is for Underwear
especially the no frills kind that you can Untie

V is for Vinyl
not the kind you listen to tho! also vibrators, vaginas and viagra

W is for Woody
and I don't mean Allen or Harrelson. Just some Wanton Watersports

X is too obvious, go think of your own
Y is for Yoni
Z is for Zoophillia


and thats the end of the perverted alphabits!