The Alphabet Soup part 1

On the first day of christmas, my true long gave to me...
a crappy excuse to relearn the alphabet.

So here goes, that for the next 26 days, i will be teaching you a new way to appreciate the alphabet. I present to you, for your viewing pleasure and other kinds of pleasure if so desired, the perverted alphabet.

A is for Arkwa [ah-kwah].
or ass, anal and things associated with the southern end of business.

stay tuned for more!