Tuesday, April 12, 2005

boogers from hell

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okay. now that i have your attention.

How does anyone go around with a leech in his/her nose and not know about it?

hello? it was a five centimetre long leech! The doctor only noticed it on the patients second trip to see him! i'd forgive the doctor for missing it if he had one working eye, and if it was a myopic, cataract inflicted one.

i guess this does shed some light on why people incessantly have to pick their noses.
exhibit a) riding the train in the mornings on the way to work: if you take the effort to not doze off the moment you grab a seat, please note the uncle in the corner with the pinky with the long finger nail. its just a matter of time

exhibit b) traffic light junction: Just because you are in your car doesnt mean that the rest of the world can't see what your doing. The traffic police should institute a fine for those who pick their noses while driving.

then of course we could also have an olympic event called Marathon Picking, or the Sprint Picking.


now for your reading pleasure:
habitual nose pickers, real life tales

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