The not so Simple Life

enough of the two whinny, spoilt, "insert-slur-here", brats.

this can only mean good things :D

okay, more random lameness.
I'm sure some of you have seen or at least heard of the latest proliferation of SMS spam.

"The vatican have elected a new Pope, and he is of asian ethnicity, as such he will be known as "Popiah".."

the follow up to which is...

"as the newly elected Popiah is unable to fulfill his duties in the papacy, the next leader of the papacy will be of indian ethnicity and wishes to be known as "Popadum".."