O and O

This is a story of On and Off, or rather the real reason why there are no Singaporean-Italian Mobsters in my lil Island Country.

Mebbe they're smart enough not to admit it. If there were, i can imagine a typical day, when our above mentioned mobsters are closing up shop for the day...

mafia don: "vincenzo...."

mafia thug: "si don calzone?"

mafia don: "did-a yous-a off it?"

mafia thug: "off-a wat-a don calzone?"

mafia don: "what i told-a yous-a to off before-a leaving the house-a!"

mafia thug: "si don calzone..i axked Jimmy to do it"

mafia don: "ah ya yie. Jimmy he didnt off it like i told-a yous-a!"

mafia thug: "me's a sorry don calzone! ill-a off the light myself next time-a!"

note: Anyone want to do a hokkien translation?