Tuesday, March 14, 2006

The Tao of Guitar Foreplay

Step 1: Eye her from afar
Step 2: Walk up to her and admire her
Step 3: Tell her you want to feel her
Step 4: Feel her curves
Step 5: Caress her neck
Step 6: Fiddle with her knobs
Step 7: Finger her bottom
Step 8: Plug her in
Step 9: Turn her on
Step 10: Make her scream

1 Comments:

At 10:33 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

Ok, I dunno about her having "knobs". Ahem. Lady biy anybody?

However, if she were real, and crafted well - I'd give her a lick or two.

 

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