Freddy and the WWF

there was once this boy
lets call him freddy
and freddy had a
really strange problem
whenever he thought of grass his left eyeball would
pop out
and this was rather annoying for freddy
and most inconvenient
so freddy tried to live in a grass free environment
he supported
deforestation and other forms of logging.
ok..SOOO. freddy built for himself
a concrete and glass house
unfortunately for freddy, becos of his support
for deforestation anf other anti-enviromnent laws
he made many enemies
including the WWF, who we all know are pro-wrestlers with a huge heart for
the environment.
these wwf wrestlers break into freddy's concrete and glass
world
and plant grass and trees and foilage everywhere much to freddy's
dismay
his left eyeball popped like it had never done before
which
annoyed him to no end.
so, he closed his eyes.

the end.

- susie poh, author extra-ordinary!