Friday, August 25, 2006

How to cross the street like a Singaporean

step 1: be the law abiding citizen that you are and saunter up to the designated street crossing.

step 2: depress the button which through magic and mystiks alerts the traffic signal that there are pedastrians wishing to cross.

step 3: before the green walking dude indication appears on the traffic signal, look left, then right, and if traffic permits, scurry across the street like a rabid and horny squirrel.

step 4: mock vehicular traffic stuck at designated street crossing for waiting for no-one to cross.

1 Comments:

At 5:55 AM, Anonymous the strumpet who wench this way said...

did a double-take to see a new entry up. FINALLY. gawd i was beginning to get tired of *****ing and ****ing and ***ing you for new bloglike amusement. ****ing hell babe, don't tease us so!




now i want a pet squirrel.

 

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