The eternal sunshine of breasts

Fact: Men are obsessed with breasts
Fact: Women are obsessed with breasts

The difference? Men are obsessed with breasts not their own (we prefer those on women), and women are obsessed with their own.

Now, before u call me a perverted old man (lao tee ko). Recorded history vindicates me.
It's not called the Mona Leonard. Hubert of Troy? John of Arc? Alfred of Resident Evil. How about MJ in pointy triumph? I think you catch my drift.

The female figure is much nicer to gaze upon. A plethora of curves and nuances. hiding her untold stories. Every inch of epithelial lovingly and gently pampered and cared for.

Men, please show appreciation to your women for taking care of herself with her gazillion step regimen of tone, cleanse, moisturise, pluck, pick, pinch, ponder etc..etc..etc.
not only will she look fantastic, but she'll be really nice to cuddle up with too!

Women, please stop asking your men if they're big/pert/nice enough. We dont know how to answer that question. (actually.. this goes for the "does this dress make me look fat?" question too)

thank you for listening.


by the way. mangoes are better than watermelons