Friday, August 25, 2006

How to cross the street like a Singaporean

step 1: be the law abiding citizen that you are and saunter up to the designated street crossing.

step 2: depress the button which through magic and mystiks alerts the traffic signal that there are pedastrians wishing to cross.

step 3: before the green walking dude indication appears on the traffic signal, look left, then right, and if traffic permits, scurry across the street like a rabid and horny squirrel.

step 4: mock vehicular traffic stuck at designated street crossing for waiting for no-one to cross.