Monday, December 26, 2005


As heard by my ever astute, but slightly hard of hearing, and also foody-temptress, current colleague and fellow break time deviant....

"Gimme DOPE Joanna, DOPE Joanna, DOPE before the morning come!"

here's to improved hearing!


edit: jbean.. HAHAHA!


Apologies for not posting, but here's an update

I is for Immoral [e-more-ra-el].
and ingest, and incest

J is for Johnson [make-up-your-own-fake-phonetics].
and Jugs, Jiggling

K is for KY

and Kink

L is for Lust

and Lick, Lingam and LanChiao

M is for Masturbate
and even if you say you don't i think you do!

N is for Nuts
and Nipples (what a dessert!)

O is for Orgasm
and Oral, and Orgy, and Or-Luak

P is for Prince Albert
and perineum, prick, pussy, piercing, punish, pain, penis (howcome got so many P words?)

stay tuned for the last installment!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

narcissist with faults

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.
I have cholera!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Even Fish Get High

Apologies for not posting, but here's an update

E is for Erection [e-rek-shun].
and Ejaculation and Erotic

F is for Fuck [Fark].
and Fellatio, Fetish, Fanny and Fairy

G is for G-Spot [Gee Spot?]
Genetalia, gonnorhea and gays

H is for Herpes [her-peas]
and also Humping, Head and Heterosexuals

who could forget our local one hour joints? Hotel 81?

stay tuned for more!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Brought to you by the letter D and the number 2

Going the distance, on our fourth day!

D is for Dildo [d-ill-doh].
and/or Dicks, Domination and Doggie Style.

On a more local note. Desker Rd.

stay tuned for more!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Coming a Loooooong Way

is Darkman
is Oskar Schindler
is Rob Roy
is Jean Valjean
is Qui-Gon Jinn
is Alfred Kinsey
is Henri Ducard
is Aslan
is Liam Neeson

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Another Day Another Letter

Its plain to see in this continuity, perverted alphabet, now presents letter C

C is for Changi Point [Cha-Gnee Po-oy-nt].
or Cunts, Cocks and Cunning Linguists.

some other locally flavoured items are too obvious. In homage to a friend tho.. i shall name them cheebs.

stay tuned for more!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Alpha-bits Part 2

So, welcome true believers to the 2nd installement of the perverseness that is yours truly.

We delight in presenting you our 2nd letter of our twisted and muchperverted alphabet.

B is for Bapok [Bah-poke].
or Boobs, Blow Jobs and Back-doors.

stay tuned for more!

Sunday, December 11, 2005

The Alphabet Soup part 1

On the first day of christmas, my true long gave to me...
a crappy excuse to relearn the alphabet.

So here goes, that for the next 26 days, i will be teaching you a new way to appreciate the alphabet. I present to you, for your viewing pleasure and other kinds of pleasure if so desired, the perverted alphabet.

A is for Arkwa [ah-kwah].
or ass, anal and things associated with the southern end of business.

stay tuned for more!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Green One

Here she is in all her splendour!


All stock, Yamaha SGV 800, Sparkle Green.

Note the retro 60s style body, with a minimalist top horn, and superflous bottom horn.

Sleek headstock, still showing that wonderful blue sparkle!

Gorgeous Pearloid pickguard! The pickup selector works like a Gibson Style switch on these Yamaha designed P90-ish pups.

And finally a Yamaha designed tremolo, which REALLY stays in tune even after a few dives.

The Project

Meet RED.

Red is a Squier Affinity II Stratocaster by Fender.
Thanks to fellow GAS-er Evangion, Project RED FENDER is officially underway (several weeks late, mostly cos' I was lazy)

She's a beautiful colour, but then I've always had a thing for Red Guitars.

Even from the back, love that shine, hate that neckplate (which will be replaced with a decent looking FENDER neckplate).

Pretty standard swimming pool cavity here, but one of the cleaner swimming pools I've seen. (after you've dusted away all the remnant saw dust that is)

The tremolo block, the springs, the ground wire. Did I mention the block has a name? It's called SUNG IL. (Goodbye, Mr Sung)

Butterfly string-trees have got to go, Squier decal has got to go, crappy cheap "Squier" tuners have go to go.

Pickguard Reversed: Very neat job, inspite of the crappy soldering job done on the pots.
Pickups are stock Fender Squier (Whatever that means). Sitting just out of frame are a Lace Sensor RED and BLUE, which will be replacing the stock Bridge and Neck pups.

Something I've been wondering about, should I change the metal bits to gold bits?

Forgot to take a picture of the front of the pickguard, but its a standard 3 color White Black White pickguard, Evangion is bugging me to take the Pearloid one.

Well come back soon (not too soon) to see the further adventures of me and RED. The bank doesnt like it when i spend too much.
Edit : Been trying to date this Strat, but so far no luck, but the overall impression is that it's based on a 1982 Dan Smith Stratocaster.