jejune

I haven't gotten much done for a while. I feel like a complete blank, but so it goes. Basically nothing seems worth doing. My life's been completely dull , but maybe tomorrow.

I haven't been up to much recently. What can I say? More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. I feel like an empty room. Pfft. Oh well.












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halfway to anyway

Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Out where the world belongs
To only you and I
Meet me halfway
Across the sky
Make this a new beginning of another life.

- Kenny

The Tao of Guitar Foreplay

Step 1: Eye her from afar
Step 2: Walk up to her and admire her
Step 3: Tell her you want to feel her
Step 4: Feel her curves
Step 5: Caress her neck
Step 6: Fiddle with her knobs
Step 7: Finger her bottom
Step 8: Plug her in
Step 9: Turn her on
Step 10: Make her scream

Leaf it alone.

Today, while conducting an interview in my rackety run down conference room in my rackety rundown office, a lone solitary leaf flittered down from the ceiling.

It landed rather primly on top of my head, in the midst of the carpet fuzz i call hair. It did so with such ninja-like stealth qualities that i felt nary a thing. (nary, lol, i've always wanted to use that in a sentence). The said leaf had floated on the whims of warm air coming from me in my rant about the importance of being earnest and nestled in the crop of reservist-bashed hair.

why couldn't it leaf me alone